2 Inch Grip 8 Inch Turd
Lightweight, breathable, and printed with zero apologies — this crewneck tee is for the days when a compliment just won't cut it. Bold, hand-lettered text runs sideways down the front, delivering the kind of insult that lands better than anything you could've said out loud. No graphics, no filler — just the line itself, front and center, doing all the talking. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit make it comfortable enough to wear while you plot your next comeback. Subtle pearlized tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape keep the shirt feeling smooth and looking crisp after many wears. If your love language is a well-timed roast, this tee belongs in your closet.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, comfortable feel - Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only - DTG/DTF-printed artwork with Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced materials
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Snarkasm - Where Empathy Ends and Sarcasm Begins
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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